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Barebones

2009-06-24 01:11:15 by Zannon234
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What can I say? I'm a bare bones kind of guy. Never been big on painting, never been big on inks, sculpting or any of that. To me the most relaxing form of art is a simple sketch. It's a culmination of conscious(and sub-conscious) thoughts, emotions, and inspirations. That's not to say I'm against other forms of art, but the basic, unbound range of sketch work is undeniably engrossing. When doing anything like designing, planning, developing, or assigning, a simple sketch can make life a whole lot easier.

Honestly, when it comes to pretty much anything it all builds upon bare bones. And in this case those bones are sketches.



Without Noobs, there would be no skill gap. This means that the sudden rush of blood to your epeen will be because you are indeed a pervert and don't actually have any skill.

Without Noobs, there would be no laundry duty for a week because you lost a in-house game of DotA.

Without Noobs, there would be no DotA.

Without Noobs, there would never be creative and technologically advanced inventions that actually make your life worse, such as... but not limited to: Spouses, Edible Underwear, Moonshoes (I TRIED TO BOUNCE TO WORK... I FAILED), Sockem Boppers, Gnome Rogues, Female Night Elf Characters (played by a males irl), People Who Cheat at Warhammer/40K (I almost wanted to beat him to death with his own Bloodthirstier!), The Green Bay Packers, I Grew Boobs! Barbie, and much much more.

Without Noobs, we'd all be socialist (not that there is ANYTHING wrong with that, I just.... fail at making funny K!!!?!?!?).

Without Noobs, there would be no Pros.

Without Noobs, failing hard would be a myth.

Without Noobs, you couldn't fail.

Without Noobs, you would be stuck in a cyclical paradox of finding out who is the best and who is the worst. Meaning.... and I hope you are ready for the irony in this... that you would not be able to find out who is indeed the Noobiest of all. Because if Noobs didn't exist, then you would be stuck in a cyclical paradox of finding out who is the best and who is the worst. Meaning.... and I hope you are ready for the irony in this... that you would not be able to find out who is indeed the Noobiest of all. Because if Noobs didn't exist, then you would be stuck in a cyclical paradox of finding out who is the best and who is the worst.

See Wut I Did Thar?

Without Noobs, there wouldn't be this blog/rant/poem/novel/WHATEVER.

GET LOST!!!